From the book named Revelatin' within the work called "The Tenement Gospel" by Ester Lighthorse. This book is available on Amazon.
Chapter 4
1 The scriptures of the Gospel of Disaster cannot be
truth since they were penned by a bunch of picky bastards who only chose to
write about what they liked, what they wanted to hear, and about those things
they could use to control people with.
2 Such people are blind so long as they hold onto the
Gospel of Disaster, for so long as they fail to see the many paths that lead to
God, they shall not have eyes that recognize anything of great or lasting
value.
3 When venomous men such as these come to your door and
ask for the ears of your heart, do not let them in for they will only devour
you and the objectiveness of your spirit.
4 After I was shown all of these things I was given
another mega doobie of the most holy of mows and told, Smoke up, for you will
now be shown those things the proponents of the Gospel of Disaster shall say
and do during what they think is the end.
5 Then I was made non-corporeal and taken before a very
large throne made of skeletons that had been dipped in gold, and upon the
golden skeletons were green emeralds with many small rainbows seeping out from
them.
6 And around this large throne of golden skeletons were
many, many smaller thrones identical in appearance, and upon the miniature
thrones were many different manifestations of those who preach the Gospel of
Disaster,
7 And behold! A voice said unto me, Look at these who sit
here one these thrones made of skeletons dipped in gold. They have convinced
themselves that they are above all because they have built a throne similar to
the one they claim to be God’s throne,
8 But the very throne they claim to be God’s throne is
the same throne they created in secret and labeled in secret to be God’s own.
Though they claim to have discovered this throne it is not so, for they worship
their own creation.
9 One cannot discover what one has created. That is some
stupid shit.
10 Standing in the midst of all the thrones is a great
beast with many sharp teeth, hateful red eyes, razor sharp talons of the
hardest metal, a tongue of fire, the belly of a dragon, the feathers of a
chicken, and the whiskers of a catfish.
11 And the beast had many eyes and many mouths from which
came many negative words and phrases, and those sitting on the thrones looked
upon the beast with awe, bowed to it and prayed to it. Then a voice said to me,
12 See these people on the thrones worshiping this beast?
These are the proponents of the Gospel of Disaster. Do you know what the beast
they worship is? It is the fear that they rely on in order that they control
people with their blind rhetoric.
13 And behold, a dead horse, and the men standing astride
of it were beating it in order to get it to comply with their wishes, but it
would not respond for it was dead. Crowns with the word ‘Dunce’ were given unto
the men who beat the horse,
14 For they were trying to sell the dead horse in an
effort to pass it off as something valuable. Unto the people who passed them by
they said, Come, buy this horse and it shall till your gardens and take you
anywhere you wish to go.
15 And when some people passing by asked why the men were
trying to sell a dead horse the men said, It is not dead, only resting. For the
men who buy this horse and manage to wake it, it shall be an asset unto them.
16 It came to be that some of those passing by the men
with the dead horse paid them no mind at all while others simply wanted to
stare at the carcass and yet others wanted to buy it.
17 And behold, I saw a green horse, and the man who sat
on him wore golden armor and held a great sack of money. The horse had a bridle
and a saddle made of pure silver. And this man had the ability to speak sweet
words to people in order that they give him their money,
18 For he promised them that if they gave him money he
would lead them to the eternal way and to a special seat in heaven next to
Jesus.
19 Then I turned, and behold, I saw a blue horse, and the
man who sat on him was crying and his expression was one of great sorrow. And
to this man was given the burden of a heavy heart,
20 For he allowed the destructive promises of his
supposed faith to divide him from his family and from his friends and from
society.
21 And I looked again, and behold, I saw a yellow horse,
and the man who sat on him was trembling with great fear. And this man was
consumed by the non-sensical rumors of what might happen to him when he would
die,
22 For this man chose his faith according to the terrible
tribulations that that particular faith promised to save him from if he would
only believe.
23 Then there came a great noise like an air horn at a
football game, and I saw all of the lives of people who chose to wage war in
the name of God and of faith, and they cried out, What is this that we have
done to each other?
24 For we say we know the mind and the love of God and
then we murder each other, burn one another’s cities and towns, lay waste to
lands meant to sustain the life of people, and even commit heinous suicides
thinking it makes us martyrs.
25 And as these people are reborn many consign themselves
to try to compensate for the atrocities they enacted in their previous lives.
Chapter 5
1 Then a loud voice said unto me, Listen and write this
shit down, ’aight? Now those of the Gospel of Disaster be sayin’ some crazy ass
shit about some supposed End Times Tribulation and a great Judgment Day.
2 And they say that the End Times will happen when God no
longer wishes to allow people the chance to choose either the Gospel of
Disaster or death, and will instead choose death for those who never made the
right choice to begin with.
3 Those of the Gospel of Disaster will use absolutely
every tactic possible in an effort to scare people into believing their crap
spin on the spiritual matters of the universe, and with each natural disaster
and with each great war waged they shall say,
4 The end is near! And with each great quake, each tidal
wave, each volcanic explosion, each collapse of a mountain, each outbreak of
any plague, each downfall of a government, each shortage of food,
5 Each violent political volley, each great war waged
between nations great and small, each uprising against political despots, each
unusual occurrence in the heavens, and each misunderstanding of supernatural
matters those of the Gospel of Disaster say,
6 Look, these are the signs that all is going to end!
These are the signs that we are right and have always been right in clinging to
our destructive faith. God is angry and this is why all of these terrible
things are happening!
7 For those of the Gospel of Disaster just can’t seem to
get it through their thick heads that an earthquake is an earthquake, a tidal
wave is a tidal wave, and a volcanic eruption is a volcanic eruption,
8 And all of such things naturally occur in and on the
earth upon which people live, for the earth is living and growing and changing
at all times, just as the men who walk upon its surface.
9 But the purveyors of the Gospel of Disaster persist to
misinterpret natural processes as confirmation of their twisted faith, taking
the descriptions of such and forcing them to fit into whatever prophecies they
can conjure up from their scriptures.
10 And in the last book of their prophecies those who
preach the Gospel of Disaster go all out and say some really, really crazy
shit. Write these things down so you will remember them. And I did as I was
commanded by the voice and wrote.
11 And the voice said, There is a prophecy that there
will be four angels at the four corners of the earth that shall withhold the
wind and its power. The problem with this prophecy is the fact that the earth don’t
be having no goddamn corners, ‘aight?
12 But these prophecies were written in a time when men
still thought the earth was fucking flat. So, there goes the prophecy of four
angels holding the winds from the four corners of the earth.
13 Right after that prophecy is one that says that an
angel commands the other angels to not harm the earth and the sea until the
slaves of the God of the Gospel of Disaster have been sealed upon their heads.
14 Now, not only does this make an absolutely absurd
picture in one’s mind, but do you get the strange sense of detachment when
instead of saying everyone who does not believe is going to get killed the
angel says the earth and the sea will be harmed?
15 This is a classic example of trying to disassociate
with those who are considered doomed, right? Never mind the people who are
supposedly going to be harmed, let’s just talk about the earth and the sea
getting harmed. How stupid is that?
16 So, those who are supposedly doomed are not worth
talking about or mentioning, but the earth and the sea are. That right there
ought to give people a real sense of the lack of appreciation and respect the
Gospel of Disaster has towards a lot of people.
17 What I find of particular interest about this
particular prophecy is the fact that it states that the slaves of the Gospel of
Disaster will be sealed with a mark upon their heads. Slaves. Notice it does
not say believers, it says slaves. Need I say more?
18 Another prophecy says that the throne of God will be
surrounded with a mass of people in white robes which have been made white in
the blood of what they believe. There are actually quite a few of these types
of prophecies,
19 And it is these prophecies in particular that the
fundamentalist-terrorist-whack jobs latch onto to defend their maniacal
religious behavior. They spilled blood, their own or someone else’s, in an
effort to overcome and sit about the throne of God.
20 They are martyrs who receive even greater favor from
the God of the Gospel of Disaster for sacrificing themselves. Again, this type
of crappy-doo religious philosophy only encourages idiots to do stupid shit in
an effort to gain God’s favor.
Chapter 6
1 Then was another mega doobie of the most holiest of
mows passed unto me, and I was commanded to smoke, and I did. Then the voice
commanded me that I continue to listen to the absurdities of the Gospel of
Disaster. And the voice said,
2 Listen to these hypocrisies of the Gospel of Disaster.
Now it says in its last book of prophecies that angels stand before a golden
altar and light incense to go with the prayers of people to God,
3 So you tell me how the Gospel of Disaster can pass
judgment on those different religions that also use altars and also burn
incense to go with prayer? How is it okay for one faith and not for another?
Maybe because the angels are doing it. Whatever, man.
4 Then there is a lengthy description of hail and fire
and all kinds of crazy shit falling from the sky along with the sun and moon
being darkened. Now, those of the Gospel of Disaster are crafty in trying to
make all of this sound like doomsday,
5 But the simple truth is they are describing meteor
showers, asteroids, comets, and solar and lunar eclipses. They can try all they
want to make it sound as scary and horrible as possible, but these things are
what they are and it is no mystery.
6 Now we get to the crazy of the crazy prophecies where
there is a great hole that opens up that thick smoke spews out of, and with the
smoke these mega locusts with scorpion stingers come out and hurt all the
people who do not believe the Gospel of Disaster.
7 Now, what is interesting is these scorpion-locust
thingies are supposedly given the power to torture all men without the seal of
the God of Disaster, torture them for not believing in the Gospel of Disaster.
Nice.
8 So, never mind freewill, right? Because if you have to
believe in something in order to not get tortured and burned in hell forever,
well then your ass don’t be havin’ no goddamn freewill, you dig?
9 Getting to the part where the four angels who were
supposedly holding the four corners of the earth, quite a feat considering the
roundness of this planet, were loosed these same angels are supposedly given
the power to kill a third of the people on earth.
10 And why would they be given this most dastardly
assignment? Why, all of this mayhem is intended to turn the hearts of men to
the God of the Gospel of Disaster. Sound like a nice God to you? Believe in me
or die? What the fuck kind of bullshit is that?
11 It gets better, though. Another angel makes yet
another announcement in which followers of the Gospel of Disaster are referred
to as the slaves of the God of Disaster. Here we go again with the disastrous
faithful being labeled as slaves.
12 True faith never, ever enslaves anyone. But that is
typical of the Gospel of Disaster to try to force their bitter pills down the
throats of people under the promise that someday it shall taste sweet. It is
all a big giant crock.
13 Then there are the two witnesses that have all kinds
of power over the natural processes of the earth. They can make rain or stop
rain. They can make fire come from out of their mouths to devour their enemies
and turn water to blood.
14 And why would these men do this? Again, it is
supposedly all for the purpose of making people believe in the Gospel of
Disaster. People do not choose to believe the Gospel of Disaster, they are
frightened into believing it.
15 The voice said to me, Look into their scriptures and
you will find mention of a mighty quake that kills thousands and thousands of
people, and those still alive are so scared and terrified that they immediately
praise and give glory to the God of the Gospel of Disaster. This is not choice.
This is not freewill. This is not the love of God.
16 The very idea that any being would rule by persistent
and consistent use of fear is indicative of such a ruler being a tyrant and not
in the least bit worthy of a leadership position, much less the adoration of
followers.
17 Then comes the description of a whole bunch of stories
that all sound incredibly similar to the stories of creation and destruction
found in cultures all over the earth and from many different times in history.
18 There are descriptions of a dragon chasing a lady who
is helped by an eagle and who eventually has some kids. Then the dragon gets
pissed and spits out a river to destroy the woman, but the earth opens up and
swallows the water, helping the woman.
19 Then you have a mega beast loaded with heads and horns
coming up out of the ocean. Not only that, but this beast is a patch quilt
since it has body parts from a lion, a bear, and a leopard. Sounds like someone
went shopping for monster parts at the thrift shop.
20 It gets better. So, then this mega beast has another
mega beast pal come up out of the earth. This beast don’t look no prettier than
his predecessor.
21 Together the two beasts go about the world trying to
force people to believe their brand of religious hodge-podge, and if they don’t
believe it then they cannot buy or sell food, an shit. Sounds awfully similar
to not allowing people to live unless they believe in the Gospel of Disaster.
22 These stories are nothing new in reality. They are all
the same stories people have swapped over thousands and thousands of years in
an effort to amuse themselves, and somewhere along the line people started
taking the shit for real.
23 None of it is anything new or special or unusual or
enlightening. All that happens is throughout history the characters are
shuffled around a bit, names are changed, and ta-da! You’ve got a whole new set
of religious stories on your hands.
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